06-25-2003, 09:41 AM
here are some tips in helping you get a girlfriend.
1. Take a shower, since you are an smelly otaku, make sure you take one at least once a day.
I don't know why I don't, but normally I do, the longest I go without a shower is about 3 days, & that's because some of my days are littery get up at 5 in the afternoon, eat supper at 6 & go back to sleep.
2. Change your underwear at least once a day-girls do not like stinky crotches nor do they like skid marks.
When I get a bath, & don't change my clothes, I atleast change my undies.
3. Match your clothes-you want girls to know that you can dress yourself and not have your mom help you.
I never match my clothes, I don't like to, & need it to be conforming. But then again with all my shorts being tan, & my shirts red, black, or ash there's not much to match.
4. Wash your laundry-you don't want to have a hamburger helper stain on your belly when you go out.
My parents wash the junk, I'm only 15 so I never felt I had to considering I would get yelled at for throing there big process outta whack.
5. Get a tan-you want girls to think that you actually do stuff outside of the house instead of wanking off to your favorite hentai. Plus, the pasty vampire look isn't really "in" these days.
I have a slight tan, but the n light makes me feel sick most of the time.
6. Hygiene-brush your damn teeth, you don't want your teeth a yellow color. Girls pay a lot of attention to teeth and you seriously don't want a girl shying away from you because of bad breath.
Now that's another one up there with bathing, when I wake up at 6 & go back to sleep right after supper, normally I don't rush my teeth till the next morning. And I ALWAYS have bad breath, you can ask Lonely Monkey, that why I never wanted to get all up in her face, & half the time Ididn't want her to sit next to me.
And as for the bathing & smelling good, I get a bath, brush my teeth, & change my clothes everytime before leaving the house.
So basicly I'm going to go through all these suggestions, & show how stupid I am.
1. Take a shower, since you are an smelly otaku, make sure you take one at least once a day.
I don't know why I don't, but normally I do, the longest I go without a shower is about 3 days, & that's because some of my days are littery get up at 5 in the afternoon, eat supper at 6 & go back to sleep.
2. Change your underwear at least once a day-girls do not like stinky crotches nor do they like skid marks.
When I get a bath, & don't change my clothes, I atleast change my undies.
3. Match your clothes-you want girls to know that you can dress yourself and not have your mom help you.
I never match my clothes, I don't like to, & need it to be conforming. But then again with all my shorts being tan, & my shirts red, black, or ash there's not much to match.
4. Wash your laundry-you don't want to have a hamburger helper stain on your belly when you go out.
My parents wash the junk, I'm only 15 so I never felt I had to considering I would get yelled at for throing there big process outta whack.
5. Get a tan-you want girls to think that you actually do stuff outside of the house instead of wanking off to your favorite hentai. Plus, the pasty vampire look isn't really "in" these days.
I have a slight tan, but the n light makes me feel sick most of the time.
6. Hygiene-brush your damn teeth, you don't want your teeth a yellow color. Girls pay a lot of attention to teeth and you seriously don't want a girl shying away from you because of bad breath.
Now that's another one up there with bathing, when I wake up at 6 & go back to sleep right after supper, normally I don't rush my teeth till the next morning. And I ALWAYS have bad breath, you can ask Lonely Monkey, that why I never wanted to get all up in her face, & half the time Ididn't want her to sit next to me.
And as for the bathing & smelling good, I get a bath, brush my teeth, & change my clothes everytime before leaving the house.
So basicly I'm going to go through all these suggestions, & show how stupid I am.
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If Max Collins, Matt Skiba, Jimmy Urine, & Mark Phillips had a child it would be one fu*ked up mofo, but 'it' would be the God of music.
As-1D R077's temp homepage: http://www.freewebs.com/as1dr077/index.html