06-25-2003, 03:46 AM
here are some tips in helping you get a girlfriend.
1. Take a shower, since you are an smelly otaku, make sure you take one at least once a day.
2. Change your underwear at least once a day-girls do not like stinky crotches nor do they like skid marks.
3. Match your clothes-you want girls to know that you can dress yourself and not have your mom help you.
4. Wash your laundry-you don't want to have a hamburger helper stain on your belly when you go out.
5. Get a tan-you want girls to think that you actually do stuff outside of the house instead of wanking off to your favorite hentai. Plus, the pasty vampire look isn't really "in" these days.
6. Hygiene-brush your damn teeth, you don't want your teeth a yellow color. Girls pay a lot of attention to teeth and you seriously don't want a girl shying away from you because of bad breath.
ok, if you guys have any more tips or input please feel free to help out poor Batz get laid.
1. Take a shower, since you are an smelly otaku, make sure you take one at least once a day.
2. Change your underwear at least once a day-girls do not like stinky crotches nor do they like skid marks.
3. Match your clothes-you want girls to know that you can dress yourself and not have your mom help you.
4. Wash your laundry-you don't want to have a hamburger helper stain on your belly when you go out.
5. Get a tan-you want girls to think that you actually do stuff outside of the house instead of wanking off to your favorite hentai. Plus, the pasty vampire look isn't really "in" these days.
6. Hygiene-brush your damn teeth, you don't want your teeth a yellow color. Girls pay a lot of attention to teeth and you seriously don't want a girl shying away from you because of bad breath.
ok, if you guys have any more tips or input please feel free to help out poor Batz get laid.
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