Another caption contest with prizes!
#61
"Come here slave and suck my toes.":p
#62
Please come with me. Your mom is dying and I have candy.
...pony?pony!
#63
"All the begging in the world is not going to get you free nookie. It's $200 a pop!!!"
#64
"I swear I wasn't looking at Playboy. It was National Geographic French Edition."
#65
"I'm sorry, but my ponytail looks much BETTER than your braid;>"
#66
"come on, the girls in the hentai video seem to like it"
#67
"What did I tell you about the labor day rule?"
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#68
Girl "I'm bored! What do you want to do?"
Guy "Well we just passed a barber, maybe we can get them to shave that jungle you've got growing between you're legs!"
Girl <long evil stare>
<darkness, sounds of bones breaking, screaming>Big Grin
#69
"Hey Brittany, where's Eleanor and Jeanette?"



Only fans of the Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon Theodore) will get that one.
#70
"I know the Men's Bathroom is full, but this is a little extreme, don't you think?"
*smithers walks in with a female date*

bart: hey...but i thought you were.. ?!
smithers: nah.. i'm totally straight... as long
as i take a shot every 5 minutes...

*gives himself shot*

smithers: ...I ..LOVE.. BOOBIES!!!
#71
Hey Amish lady could you give me a ride home? My parents seem to have forgotten me again.
#72
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Wait, wait! I didn't mean it when I said only your fist could give me a nosebleed ...

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#73
"How dare you make fun of my hat you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!"

<a little something for fans of Monty Python's flying circus>
#74
Us HK subers sure have gotten butter over the years. Now back to the show.
#75
Because it was so cold out, it became this small. Give me another chance!


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