Some of you guys are cool, you don't jump in and be a cock-bite like the other guys.
Thanks.
For some of you, what the hell is your problem? Who the hell cares if I am friends with him, doesn't really mean that I am like him.
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Oh and by the way, my name isnt Johnny its Jonny.
This baby joke is SICK.....
How do you know when a baby has been raped for too long??? When you hear the pelvis snap!
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last hit was the Wall.
Why does Michael Jackson hate 28 year olds??? Because there are only 20 of them.
DARK OSAMU Wrote:This baby joke is SICK.....
How do you know when a baby has been raped for too long??? When you hear the pelvis snap!
OH MY GOD!
DO, you have introduced me to new depths on the sick and depraved scale.
I think I need to go take a shower.
DARK OSAMU Wrote:This baby joke is SICK.....
How do you know when a baby has been raped for too long??? When you hear the pelvis snap!
One of my friends told me a joke like that one time while we were sitting at the lunch table, something about making a two year old bleed. Then I punched him in the mouth. I?ve got a series problem with violence against women and kids. I know they?re just supposed to be jokes but damn that stuff is disgusting.
Zagatto Wrote:DO, you have introduced me to new depths on the sick and depraved scale.
I think I need to go take a shower.
When I heard it I got sick on my stomach for like 2 hours I think. I wasn't laughing but you guys asked for a baby joke so I delivered. that's why I noted beforehand that it was sick.
Zagatto Wrote:DO, you have introduced me to new depths on the sick and depraved scale.
I think I need to go take a shower.
I hope you like to bathe, because I have two more. I can't help it I love these. Between my sister and I we have about 15 minutes of dead baby material.
Why do you stick a baby into a blender head first?
So you can see it's toes curl up into little fists.
And this one I'm not sure it I should tell, but it should set the aforementioned scale.
Don't laugh or you'll be joining me in hell.
How do you make a little girl cry twice?
Wipe the blood off your dick onto her teddy bear.
Wow... we have hit new lows here in the IA forum.
Now I'm in the mood to put on the Bloodhound Gang and listen the "A Lapdance is so much better when the stripper cries". Those guys are masters of over the top horribly wrong humour.
"mmmmm Baby Back ribs
Get in my Belly im bigger than you
im higher in the food chain"
Fat B*stard = Class
How do you get a baby into a tupperware container?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Tostitos.
ladysilverice Wrote:It took me like ten minutes to stop laughing enough to climb back into my chair! Thanks for that Spike, I needed a laugh like that! 
Doesn't take much to amuse you, does it?
Ka-Talliya Wrote:Doesn't take much to amuse you, does it?
Nope!
I like it better that way! Then life is more fun! :p
OMG i told the blood on the teddy bear joke to my mates and they all looked at me in disgust
i couldnt stop laughing im a Sicko
