id join in but just dont want to be grouped with Johnny and Jeffrey. like they say in the movie team america there are assholes, pussys and dicks and well im a dick and i can't get fucked by an asshole but i can fuck an asshole and a pussy (sounded better in the movie
) IM NOT GAY !
All kidding aside welcome to the board and babyeater is an asshole.
-LE
-spike- Wrote:I think this picture says it all.
It took me like ten minutes to stop laughing enough to climb back into my chair! Thanks for that Spike, I needed a laugh like that!
ladysilverice Wrote:It took me like ten minutes to stop laughing enough to climb back into my chair! Thanks for that Spike, I needed a laugh like that!
No problem, i did the same thing the first time i saw it. Love that picture.
I'm gone for a month and look what happens...TOTAL ANARCHY!!! Good job fellas'...take care of my light work!
welcome, hope you have fun here, cuz its a riot sometimes.
I forgot to welcome the new guy after I posted that picture. Anyway, welcome, hope you are nothing like babyeater.
All this talk about Babyeater got me thinking. Does anyone know any good dead baby jokes?
Such as what's worse than a pile of dead babies?
I dont know, what?
Here is mine: whats black and blue and red all over?
The ten year old in my trunk.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
A live baby at the bottom.
What's worse than the live baby at the bottom?
Him eating his way out.
Worse still?
Going back for seconds.
or
Whats orange and purple at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
Whats orange and red at the top of a pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
I think I'll stop now.
WandererX12 Wrote:What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
A live baby at the bottom.
What's worse than the live baby at the bottom?
Him eating his way out.
Worse still?
Going back for seconds.
or
Whats orange and purple at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
Whats orange and red at the top of a pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
I think I'll stop now.
Thats horrible, but why do I find it funny. :eek: :confused:
For the asshole remark made earlier I present LE with a 3 day ban.
Green smilies do not make comments like that "all right".
Hi there Nooobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im THE AWESOMEST MAN ALIVE ™
so give me respect :p
oh and Viciuos class act :p
-spike- Wrote:Thats horrible, but why do I find it funny. :eek: :confused:
i was rofl when i read that
sickening but Class!!! :eek:
I know these are aweful but it's been so long since I've been able to swap dead baby jokes.
Which are easier to unload: A truck full of babies or a truck full of bowling balls? The babies... you can use a pitchfork.
Which is easier to unload: A truck full of live babies or dead babies? The dead babies... they don't squirm when you stick them with the pitchfork.