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I found this funny - Mod-X - 02-13-2003
To be sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"
Courtesy of George M. Carter:
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
AND, I found this funny, too http://www.democracymeansyou.com/sa...xplainified.htm
All comical pro-war stuff. Don't get offended if your anti-war, anti-American, etc. Just a joke.
I found this funny - Mod-X - 02-13-2003
sry 2 double post, but what do u guys think?
I found this funny - Steve_the_Talking_Pie - 02-13-2003
I liked it a lot. I wasn't offended, but then again nothing does. :mrgreen:
I found this funny - Mod-X - 02-13-2003
yea, well i just had to put that for people who are queer *glares at steves sisters mother aunt, aka steves sis :wink:
I found this funny - kakoi_sugoi_yama - 02-13-2003
I don't ever get offended.
I found this funny - DARK OSAMU - 02-13-2003
I am offended by those who find me offensive. If you don't understand what I just said then bomb Iraq.
I found this funny - Vinny - 02-14-2003
Getting slightly off topic...
Dark, Revelation, 6:8
I'm an avid bible reader. Revelations always scared me as a child and still scares me now 0_0 Some crazy stuff going on in it.
I found this funny - OptimisticOx - 02-14-2003
I thought it was funny, didn't get offended but did you really think that it would? oh well nice going mod-X. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
BOMB IRAQ!!! :lol: :lol:
I had my toe tappin and everything, lol
I found this funny - Mod-X - 02-14-2003
\.\ toe tappin!
I found this funny - kakoi_sugoi_yama - 02-14-2003
I have read the bible on more than one occasion. To me it is nothing more than a novel. I can't see actually believing in it though. To me it is an archetype on how to live a good life and nothing more. Sorry if I offended anyone.
I found this funny - OptimisticOx - 02-15-2003
Yeah, there is a lot of evidence for it but then some of it just seems like fiction, oh well everyone has a right to there opinion, I hate people you get anal on you because you dont believe the same exact thing they beleive.
I found this funny - GTR_Ripper - 02-15-2003
i know, they come up all nice to you and want you to believe what they do, and when you tell them what you believe in, they get all anal
I found this funny - OptimisticOx - 02-15-2003
Yeah, that is really annoying. :roll:
I found this funny - kakoi_sugoi_yama - 02-16-2003
I sucks. Just be true to yourself. (thank you eighties!)