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Important Advice - Shinn Asuka - 01-27-2003
( Stolen from AN )
I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so w
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my
mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful
and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel
uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So
I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was
to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't
overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants
to make love to me just once..
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said,
I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just
watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a
moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and
stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed
our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.[/size]
Important Advice - Steve_the_Talking_Pie - 01-27-2003
I would have probably told him to ride that pony bare backed. That is if the "delicious behind" was rather nice. :mrgreen:
Important Advice - kakoi_sugoi_yama - 01-27-2003
You would make her husband ride the boloney pony? Lesson learned!
Important Advice - Vinny - 01-27-2003
LMAO!!! That was hilarious!!
Important Advice - DARK OSAMU - 01-28-2003
Oh My God that is hilairious!!!! Where did you find that???? How could that happen??? What kind of "family" is that??? 8O 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Important Advice - AzN.X.T.C - 01-28-2003
OMG.. damn tests
Important Advice - Steve_the_Talking_Pie - 01-28-2003
I think about boning my mother in law all the time. Of course I don't happen to be married, but when I find a wife, one of her best qualities would be having a hot mom with a "delicious behind". :mrgreen:
Important Advice - morgorath - 01-28-2003
Now that is a story for the ages I am ripping it and sending it to the guys at the Fire Dept.
Important Advice - kakoi_sugoi_yama - 01-28-2003
I wonder where it originally came from? Sounds like it came from a mens magazine.
Important Advice - OptimisticOx - 01-29-2003
hahaha! WOW! those are some really wierd parents. :lol:
Important Advice - Steve_the_Talking_Pie - 01-29-2003
I would be out of that marriage!!!!
Important Advice - DARK OSAMU - 01-29-2003
And into someones pants!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Important Advice - kakoi_sugoi_yama - 01-30-2003
If they would pull little "Tests" like that on ya. Who knows what they would be capable of. The freaks! :x
Important Advice - Steve_the_Talking_Pie - 01-30-2003
mmmmmmmmm freakier than Rick James!!!!
Important Advice - DARK OSAMU - 01-31-2003
Super Freak Super Freak She's Super Frea...DAMNIT STAVE!!! You've hijacked another one!!!!!! But yes that really would be pullin' a Rick James!
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