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This tactic of one telemarketing company was reported by ABC. Who knows, soon we might be getting telemarketing calls to boycott any companies that promote unrightious products (i.e., anime).

The responses to telemarketers by Mirman is totally hilarious, though.


ABC reports:
The newest battle in the culture wars is being waged on the telephone lines. In a departure from the standard telemarketing calls aimed at selling long distance service, United American Technology has taken telemarketing to a whole new level.

The Oklahoma-based long distance carrier, which describes itself as a Christian conservative company, is seeking like-minded customers by bad-mouthing bigger rivals for their "sinful" behavior.

"Our base, which would be a conservative base, really does not like the same-sex marriage that has been pushed down our throat," UAT consultant Carl Thompson told ABC News.

UAT niche markets its service by railing against Internet pornography, homosexuality, and then criticizing competing phone companies it claims promote both.

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But some say UAT takes its politics too far. New York City comedian Eugene Mirman was so astonished by a UAT call he received, he recorded it. Mirman believes he was contacted -- as something of a joke -- because he donated $51 to the 1996 presidential campaign of Republican Alan Keyes.

"I got a phone call," Mirman said. "It was a recording and it said: 'Hi, I'm the mother of three, and I don't support gay marriage. If you don't support gay marriage press one.' I have something hooked up to my phone to record phone calls, and so I scrambled and found it ... Every time they would call, I would record it because it was crazy."

In one of the "crazy" exchanges he recorded, the telemarketer starts her sales pitch by asking about Mirman's stance on same-sex marriage:

UAT TELEMARKETER: OK. Eugene, did you press 1 to oppose same sex marriages?

MIRMAN: Oh, I pressed it, yes.

UAT: OK, that's great to hear. Now are you against same-sex marriages?

MIRMAN:: Well I want to destroy it, yes.

UAT: OK, that's great to hear. And Eugene -

MIRMAN: With the fist of God, we will smash them!

UAT: Exactly. Uh, Mr. Mirman, our organization is dedicated to people such as yourself who want to stop same-sex marriages and to quit doing business with companies that promote and profit from the homosexual lifestyle.

MIRMAN: Some companies profit from homosexuality?

UAT: That's correct.

MIRMAN: By selling sex favors?

UAT: No. Such as AT&T, what they do ...

MIRMAN: AT&T sells sex favors?

UAT: No, no. What it is is they own the Hot Network, which is a hardcore pornography channel ... They also give millions of dollars to the Gay and Lesbian Alliance group.

(AT&T actually has sold its division that owned the Hot Network, but Thompson says that's immaterial since the company still makes money off phone sex calls.)


UAT: Porn Profiteers a Fair Target
Thompson says corporations profiting from pornography are a fair target for criticism.

"If big business wants to make money off of it -- and they make billions off of it -- we should be able to complain about what they're making money off of," he said. "So the way we've decided to do it is an aggressive, telemarketing program."

Thomson says the company, which has about 10 employees and approximately 20,000 subscribers, is signing up 2,000 new customers each month.

UAT also hopes to win clients who might oppose big long distance carriers that offer diversity seminars, as evidenced by another portion of the call Mirman recorded:

MIRMAN: So what about the others? What does Verizon do?

UAT: OK, Verizon. What they do is they train their employees to accept a gay and lesbian lifestyle.

MIRMAN: They try to turn their employees gay?!

UAT: No, no. They train their employees to accept it.

UAT also uses the proliferation of Internet pornography as another selling point to lure religious conservatives.

"Everything that comes on the super highway, that runs into your house, is carried by big business," said Thompson. "They're making millions and billions of dollars by sending this [pornography] into the homes. Most child molesters get caught up on these Internet sites."

In Mirman's taped phone call, the UAT telemarketer accused another phone company of "sponsoring" child pornography.

UAT: UAT, Mr. Mirman, is the only carrier that is taking an active stand against same-sex marriages and hardcore child pornography.

MIRMAN: I think all child pornography is hardcore ... It's all wrong. AT&T sponsors child pornography?

UAT: No, no. That's MCI.

MIRMAN: MCI sponsors hardcore child pornography?

UAT: Yes, they have a pedophile Web site for men who love boys. Uh, it's a Montreal-based Web site.

MIRMAN: Oh my God! Our Canadian pervert neighbors!

UAT: Mmm hmm.

MIRMAN: So MCI basically has a child pornography ring.

UAT: That's correct.

In response, MCI spokesman Peter Lucht issued a statement saying, "It is disappointing that this company would resort to spreading false statements to benefit its cause. One would hope that consumers would see right through them."

But it is the end of the taped telemarketing call that perhaps best summarizes how UAT, and companies with similar marketing ploys, are attempting to build a base.

MIRMAN: Basically God hates AT&T, MCI, and Verizon.

UAT: (pause) Yes. And, Mr. Mirman, do you make a lot of long distance calls or just a few every month?

None of the other major long distance companies would comment on their new conservative competition."
hbk101 Wrote:UAT: Yes, they have a pedophile Web site for men who love boys. Uh, it's a Montreal-based Web site.

MIRMAN: Oh my God! Our Canadian pervert neighbors!

UAT: Mmm hmm.

MIRMAN: Basically God hates AT&T, MCI, and Verizon.

UAT: (pause) Yes. And, Mr. Mirman, do you make a lot of long distance calls or just a few every month?

ha ha... thos have to be my favourite lines outta the whole thing... although i do agree that this is a RECORD low for the telemarketers... :mad:
Oh my god that's one of the dumbest things I?ve ever read but it I find it funny at the same time. It seems telemarketers are getting more and more pathetic. Seriously though it's dumb as hell but it is pretty funny. Its human ignorance at work that's the easiest way to explain it and it?s as pathetic as the Anti-Anime petition.
I was always told you don't make sales by bashing the competition. Oh well there is a first for everything. Plus AT&T being connected with that network is old snot. Anyways everyone has dirty laundry whether they like to admit it.
MIRMAN: ?With the fist of God, we will smash them!?

Ha ha ha, that is so funny! I laughed for like five minuets about it. But wtf; that kinda bull crap will just piss off more Christians than serve to gain them, since many Christians are starting to open up their views on things.
How the hell can people waste so much of their time hating other people? Who the hell cares what someone else wants to do with their life. If they did ban gay marriage then they'd be saying how promiscuous gay people are and how they don't ever settle down... I really couldn't be bothered wasting my time on other peoples lives...
That has to be the most stooopidest crap ive read in a long while...mind you ive also not been on the net properly in an age
The really sad thing about this one is that there is still alot of people who would go along with something like this even with understanding the bashing that UAT is doing