Just don't leave your porn in the living room. You never know when you'll get a surprise visit. 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
Thanks to a good frined (his avatr is of Kenshin hint hint) all my porn is put into un maked svcd's hell I have had friends use them as costers and have had no clue... a porn coaster...
Mine is in a monkeys butt rolled up in a small metal flask!!! I hope Mike Jackson dosen't get frisky with Bubbles anytime soon. 8O 8O 8O :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sweet monkey butt porn... I hope it's not like monkey bone...dumb ass movie
Monkey BONE!!! I had such different hopes going to see that movie. Scratch that beastiality joke.
Yes save yopur eyes until you have a gril over then pull it out and she will love it while you stare at her tits and save your black heart
I'm this close to pissing myself. This post was more humerous than the last. And it's still so very true. Even if beastiality were involved. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I have a sense for a way for humor should come out it just comes out even better when I hear it or read it like Al Gore think of him as are pres now but a monkey in the same position know the difference...
Not much but hell the monkey is a dead ringer for George Bush...
I'm going to build a special silo for all my porn. You'd need a golf cart to manuever around to select a title. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Hey just wondering do the carts come free with a membership... either way sign me up now point me to the pink power ranger porn section please
I will have to find a link to that Pink Power Ranger porn. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
What will you call the golf carts? Porn Catchers? 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
Splooge Mobiles!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
no spanking in the carts please... We have special viewing rooms... for such emergencys...
no white surprize in the carts. 8O 8O