**the singing starts**
I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
(piano vamp)
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers
of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????
CHORUS
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)
Girl: (crying) I thought you were so rugged!
Did you write that out? Kudos if you did. :mrgreen:
Undeserved kudos...
cut and paste from a classic Monty Python skit
appropriate though... it's the first thing that came to mind after lumberjack was mentioned.
Flying Circus, or one of his movies? (Really like Holy Grail and Life of Brian). :mrgreen:
Kudos none the less. :mrgreen:
From extended hentai watching. :mrgreen:
From extended hentai watching. :mrgreen:
Pepsi translated by a Hong Kong Native. :mrgreen:
Batz getting to lazy to type real words. :mrgreen:
(very good)
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